freshpickle:

please be nice to me, i’m in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

velvetys:

I hate loud ass cars like control that beast

plightofthecentipede:

i love to be soo unaware of the horrors (whatevers on tiktok)

babeyknife:

love it when my kitchen is clean, life is so much easier… i’m sorry countertops i will never let you get this nasty ever again (/fully lying)

verifiedcryptid:

time to bake something! sure hope there won’t be dishes once i’m finished!

lauralot89:

It is entirely unfair that cleaning is an act that must be repeated, I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

winter-angst:

look it , look it
ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀it’s freakin bats ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ

i love halloween

loumandliker:

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

hellbabyfromhell:

tumblr is like old friends senior dogs sanctuary for humans

bitchingandmoaning69-deactivate:

my body: I NEED WATER

me: coffee?

quantumghosts:

getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours

threebigolsausages-deactivated2:

Life is just refilling your water cup over and over again until you die

bogleech:

jaubaius:

No way out

idiot jail for ignorant beasts